Answers from Jim BBQ

Hi Jim,I was wondering how much has been raised for Prostate Cancer this MOvember??N FarMO

G'day babe, have a look at the Mo-Money section on the website. It has all of your answers to life and more. XX J.BBQ

Dear JimThe process for recording and forwarding donations is not what I can fathom. How do I forward the money I have raised?Steve

G'day babe, dump it into your personal account and deposit it online or sponsor yourself online with a credit card donation or send a cheque or call 1300-476-966 and the Mo Sistas at Mo HQ will sort you out real good. XX J.BBQ

Yo Jim, I shaved my Mo off on the weekend and its left me with a flaky skin rash. Any suggestions? regards Boston Blackie

G'day babe, your not alone my flake and minumum chips friend. Rub some mango skins into it and it will be all good. They are great for other things too. XX J.BBQ

Hey Jim I am trying to help out my mo bros for movember but I have a problem. It is now 30/11/07 and I have got f@#k all hair. It's all blonde. I look like a 14 year old girl. I have decided not to shave and grow it for the next 11 months so by next movember I will have a proper Bo Mo! I look at you and I think what a man! please give me some hints on how to grow a healthy mo, fore I am afraid that if I was to lift my Mo to a strong breeze it would blow away.Peace

G'day babe, a Lame Mo is better than a shame Mo or one that starts early. A little month long bum fluff is all you need to take out the Lame Mo prize at the gala. Hold strong and be proud of you hairless genes- you no doubt have no back hair. XX J.BBQ

JimboOne of the girls in our our associates office has a more substantial Mo than many Mo Bros I've seen so far this campaign. Seems to be a bit of a waste not to invlove the facially folically endowed sistas out there in future events. What are your views.Seamus.

G'day babe, I usually won't go any further than a lady with a little peach fuzz on the cheek but it don't mean your teen wolf broad is off limits. Miss Movemer has no Mo and she aint no bro. Let's make a new category called the Ho Bro Mo. XX J.BBQ

When do I shave off - on the last day of November or the first day of December?

G'day babe, 1st of December sounds good to me. XX J.BBQ

What's the worldwide stats on donations for Movember 2007 so far? It's not on the movember.com site anymore.

G'day babe, MoMoney on the site has all you need . Go there and think of dough rising. XX J.BBQ

Hey Jim,I've just passed the $1000 mark. Bloody good stuff. Just wanted to know what this Plantinum Member thing is. No info on the website that I could find. Keep up the good work. Go the Mo.

G'day babe, you bloody ripper that's an awesome effort. The platinum club elite get a beautiful ceramic stein with gold trimmings and a meat tray from Wally Boocock. XX J.BBQ

Dear Jim,I have had fun growing my mow as I have done this for the many men how have suffer with the diease and depression, I want your opionion as to whether i should leave it or shave it on the due date .iI look forward to doing it again next year .regards bigmange

G'day babe, many a Man like me have worn the hairy ribbon longer than 30 days in Movember. Santa says Mo Mo Mo Ho XX J.BBQ

Jim, my mum reckons that i will grow up to be as much of a man as you one day. I am 25 now, just how much longer do you think i will have to wait? Ps. You looked hot at The Tivoli! Love Dan

G'day babe, panchetta has all the answers you need. Seek not youth in the cured meats but age in the butchers loin chops. XX J.BBQ

Hi Jim. I need some relationship advice. As a registered Mo Sista I am growing my armpit hair. I have already raised $220. My Mo Bro is growin' as best he can but has failed to raise anywhere near as much as me. Is it wrong for me to raise more than him given this is all about the guys? Should I graciously step aside and stop campaining? Also, we no longer find each other attractive.

G'day babe, armpit hair does nothing to help Mo bro's- no wonder why you are having lean times. Muffvember is another option or the neMo (Mo carved in under the knee cap for the month) How about you show him some Mofection and keep the coin coming in. He has the Mo, he is the Man. XX J.BBQ

Being a Pom with very strong Aussie connections I am delighted to see you give your height in the good old imperial system. You must be a closet Royalist !!! Best of luck with your campaign . I will watch from afar and hope the spirit of Eureka is not pushed too quickly by your new leader.Mike Ripley

G'day babe, the Mo as we know has a very regal and royal history which is not to be forgotten. Foots, inches, pints, pounds, Mo's. XX J.BBQ

Jim my man,Got a mean mo and chops mate, but wanted to find out what the official shave off date is????

G'day babe, after end of the month Saturday the 1st of December. I reckon keep it for Christmas though.XX J.BBQ

Hi Jim,A guy from our team decided at the half way mark to shave off his Mo. We think he's a pansy and ridicule him whenever possible. What do you think? What would you say to this 'man'?Regards,Robbie.

G'day babe, It kills me to hear of a man who started so well but then crumbled and fell to the presure from his furry friend. A man who can't leave the MO where it belongs, up top instead of down the sink aint no friend of mine. xx J.BBQ

Is it ok to grow a beard or goatee as well as a mo, or does it have to be mo only?

G'day babe, this is Movember. No beardo's allowed. XX J.BBQ

Matamata Piako District Council are fully into Movember and are planning a 'shave-off' to the highest bidders. Its gettin outa control and they are talking of hot wax, shaving in squares and dyeing the leftovers pink: to be worn for a month. Please tell me you have rules about this: If not can we pass one quickly. I couldnt do pink for a month: Im already way down on kisses this month. Richmo

G'day babe, I'm not sure about the Emo Mo and shaving pink bits and squares into the regal art of Mo sculpting. Traditions should be upheld against blonde tips and leopard spots. Look to the style guide in Mo man's land. It has all the answers. XX J.BBQ

Hi Jim,Ummm... I had this guy in my spa last summer and at the time we both had mos and anyway I borrowed some cowboy gear from him and we played some records. I miss him Jim, God I miss him. Why do Mo's make men so attractive... I man I've never again been stirred by one like that. please advise whether this is just a natural reaction to a well cut mo. Yours forever,Denver

G'day babe, a Mo in the spa is like a bun for your sausage. It's not the same without one and never the same without tomato sauce. A well carved Mo will stir the spa of your heart so don't question the power. let it be. XX J.BBQ

Hey Jim. I only just signed up today.. didnt realise when it finished. what if my Mo doesnt grow in time?Or no body gives me money

G'day babe it's Movember as in the month, 30 days, 4 weeks. Plenty of time left to grow so get it out there and raise some coin. XX J.BBQ

Hey Jim, one of our team (usually a mild mannered guy) has grown quite an evil looking mo and we fear he may have developed aspirations of world domination. Is it possible to be seduced by the dark side of the mo?- GATMO

G'day babe, Dave Gilmour now lives in the dark side of the Mo playing Mo tunes about taking over the world with a thick dark handlebar army. We are at constant battle to keep our "one world one Mo" untiting our peacefull army of shining Mo's to beat the evil prostate killing dark Mo lords that aim to rob us of our fertile Mo's. XX J.BBQ

Gday JimIm starting to get some hairs go into my mouth, should i trim them?how do you get that layered effect without hairs going in your mouth?

G'day babe, I woke up yesterday with half my Mo in my mouth like a salty dog hanging around your clean towel at the beach. I've started waxing it up before bed time to keep the cookie duster where it should be. XX J.BBQ

Hey Jim, this is my first time growin a tea strainer and I must say I'm very inspired by the work of art that adorns your upper lip. How did you get the last name BBQ?

G'day babe, I got real crook a few years ago when I was doing too much yoga and eating too lean. My doc told me to have a BBQ and eat plenty of meat. The more BBQ's I had the healthier I got. XX J.BBQ

Gday again JimMy red mo is getting itchy, when will the itchiness go away?

G'day babe, dip it into a bowl of milk for 30 mins and you'll be right. Leave some condensed milk in it at night and you'll wake up fresh and clean. XX J.BBQ

Jim,My name is Bubba and I've organized Movembber for our rugby club, the Burlington Centaurs. I used to be a manly forward in the pack, but recently, I became a back. In fact, I'm a winger now, the lowliest of back positions. Given my delicate nature - I like to avoid all contact if possible, including catching the ball - how should I protect my mo for the remaining two games of our season?Benjamin "Bubba" Nicholson

G'day babe, nice work on your team efforts! I reckon there would be some serious bush between you all. Now you need to protect that Mo with a cricket box. Strap it on your face so your Mo don't get caught in someones thighs in the scrum. XX J.BBQ

Mr. BBQ, love the Mo! Truly a work of art.There is a member of my team of Mo Bros who refuses to shave the peach fuzz off the bottom of his chin. Not only is it against the rules, but he's starting to look like Dr. Nick from the Simpsons. Do you have any advice on how to convince him that having a lame Mo isn't all that bad and that the peach fuzz on the chin must be shorn.Jim Boat

G'day babe, a lame Mo without a Mo is just a lame guy. At least with a Mo he will get respect and Mofection. Peach fuz is for hairy girls cheeks- not man's chins. XX J.BBQ

Jim, your look and pizaz out does the normal self projection of any man, how can i match up? anyway i was searching for a Australian made bbq and your face appeared. Can you help out, and where the best buy would be! you better come through with the goods or your hair on your face maybe sacrificed

G'day babe, thanks but by now your Mo would be giving you the world as you want. A Mo is the golden key to the city. Anything you want is yours, all you have to do is ask. Donations, Mofection, beer, Bbq's, cheese. Enjoy it. XX J.BBQ

Hi Jim,My mo is itchy, what do i do? my wife is begging me to shave it off cause she thinks I look like a petafile.Please advise, is this good cause really worth my relationship?Regards,Kieran Quinlan

G'day babe, surely you just look like a man and she should be a lady and treat you with a little Mofection. After all your saving the world. Have a beer and enjoy your Mo. You know I do. XX J.BBQ

Jimour team are working away from home in an extremely harsh environment at the moment. What additional precautions should we be taking to protect our moustaches from dehydration during the day or frostbite at night ?

G'day babe, I can't stress enough how important running a little anti freeze through the Mo is in extreme cold conditions (a little milk in hot conditions keeps it guarded against dry Mo). If your icy Mo snapped off you wouldn't be too happy. Treat it well and it will make you the man you want to be. treat it like a dog and that's all you'll get. Woof XX J.BBQ

Dear Jim,My hubby's face is growing wild for Movember which is sooooo great BUT I snuggled up to him and youch my face has broken out in a rash....What am I to doD

G'day babe, try rub in some vasoline before you bed down and you'll be fine or just soak his Mo in KY and you should glide over no worries. XX J.BBQ

Hi Jim,I am currently working on a set of handlebars but am suffering with some connection issues, between the upper lip and the side of my mouth, on the left hand side. What can I do to overcome this problem?

G'day babe, try rubbing in some paw paw or oak dirt- it's said to make you real fertile and grow a forest in 1 day. Who knows where that bush may appear though. xx J.BBQ

Does your upper lip go numb with the weight of your tache?

G'day babe, not numb but it's often wet and with a Mo of this size it pushes down your top lip until you have little of it left to show and we all know what they say- you can't trust a man without a top lip xx J.BBQ

Hi Jim, There seems to be some conjecture around here in regards to extra facial hair.Can you please clarify if it's possible to have a little bit of growth under the chin?To paint a picture, there are no handlebars, no chopper, nor lillee. Just a mo and some growth under the chin, not on the chin, under the chin.Is this allowable ??cheers, Johnny Mo.

G'day babe, I'm glad you came to me to sort this out otherwise you could have been black listed. Your mates are right- there is to be no hair anywhere else apart from the Mo and a small complimentary tickler just under the bottom lip. The only exception is if anyone can grow the hair donught- A thin Mo on top which grows tight under the bottom lip all the way around. Very hard to do unless you are teen wolf. XX J.BBQ

Hey to You Babe, I am a Paramedic and I want to tell you that since starting to grow this Mo I have never had so many call for help. Its as if the women know that I am on shift and are calling just to see the Mo. I had a call last week whilst my Mo was in its infancy, and the chick who I went to instantly recognised what i was up to and was all over me....she really wasnt sick at all. Anyways, my question to you is...do you think I should shave it off and stop doing Movember as I am married and I think it will get me in trouble...Help me babe...Mick P

G'day babe, was there ever an option? "Help I have a pain in my pants" Or "touch me I'm sick" The laying of Mo healing the sick. What lady wouldn't understand the work you are doing? The Power of the Mo- Stay true to it and we can heal the world. XX J.BBQ

Hey Jim,Any tips for raising mo-money as Movember gains mo-mentum?

G'day babe, a sausage sizzle with a Mo pash booth always works for me. I often get a bum bag out there in the street and fill it up with donations from the people. Everyone's your friend with a Mo. I'm also auctioninng off my Mo, a date in the pano and my speedo's on ebay at the end of the month. I might get $20? XX J.BBQ

Quality mo big Jim,5 days in on the Merv, but have discovered a couple of clearfelled forest spots that need some regenerating. Should I get the greenies involved to stop the logging or just revert to a stock standard old growth under the lip? Will planting pines help? Your thoughts - Mo bro Jstar

G'day Babe, althought not real correct a little coal fired goodness will sprout where never before. Also rub the milk from a wallaby into the lame areas and watch the seeds bloom. Hold the loggers off until the roots spread then carve in your dream garden moasis complete with day bed and viewing deck. Mo pine is your pine. XX J.BBQ

Dear Jim,Can you please outline any mo growing regulations for my sculpting efforts. Am I to take it that at no point in the growth period can we accumulate whiskers that meet on the chin? When does a mo become a beard? Are meetings with chops le git? Goatees are very common in the early days- should this be causing a scandal?Thank you for your wisdom in advance,Moff

G'day Babe, as the rules state- you must carve in the Mo at your earliest possibility and wear it proud. No joining of the chops that's a beardo and no whiskers on the chin- That's a goatee. A Mo is a Mo and had no bottom. This is not decembeard. XX J.BBQ

Hi Jim,What is a Mo Ride & what does the Mo Ride price mean ?Michael

G'day babe, if your asking what a Mo ride is you shouldn't be here. The Mo ride price index is like the stock market- the higher the demand from rego's the higher the price from the amount of daily donations. XX J.BBQ

Hi Mr BBQ,Where do I get a Movember car bumber sticker?

G'day babe, what like "I love Mo's but couldn't eat a whole one"? Go to the souvenir shop and stop wasting my time. XX J.BBQ

Hey JB, Me again. Is there an equivalent of the Poisons Information Centre for Mos? I just almost splashed diswasher rinse-aid near the Mo and was wondering who to call in such an emergency(thankfully I only got it in my eyes.) Mark

G'day babe, there sure is and you came to the right place. 1300 GROW MO will lead you to the ladies on the phones but I'm the Dr at Mo Hospital- I trim, transplant, patch, colour and even do reiki on your Mo to fix any Mo disease you may have picked up along the way. Lay your Mo in a saucer of Milk for half an hour if you happen to hurt it at any stage. XX J.BBQ

I'm thinking of growing a pecil thin moustache the Boston Blackie style. What do think about this style of 50's Mo? Boston Blackie was a 50's TV show Private eye and the inspiration for Jimmy Buffetts Pencil thin Moustache song.

G'day babe, welcome to your life there's no turning back. You can now solve mysteries too. XX J.BBQ

Gday big guy. I've got a hankering to grow a mo with a bit extra. I'm about taking your standard handlebars (great tache that it is) and joining it to some long arse sideburns of the same thickness as the mo thus extending the mo the length of the jaw line up into the head hair. Does this convene with the rules of Movember or should i funk it down a little?

G'day babe, as you will see in the Mo rules in Mo man's land- There is to be no joining of the Mo to the side burns- that's a beard. So yeah bring it back from the Craig David to some sweet bars. XX J.BBQ

Hi Jim, I have blond hair but when i row a mo it is red. Now all the babes think i'm red down below. I also think Andy G has this problem. Can you help me? This shrewd need taming. Luke

G'day Fanta pants, embrace your fire truck heritage and grow your Mo proud like the fiery meatball it is. Many a lady love red men most are too shy but wave the red flag and watch them come running Robert Redford XX J.BBQ

Is Mo better? Are full Beards simply even 'Mo' Grand than a Mo? I'm going now to trim my full beard into a luxurious Truck Driving Mo. Looking forward to your response after I get my Mo back...

G'day Babe. This is Movember not decembeardo. Grow a Mo from scratch like every other man in the world uniting under the hairy mat of welcome and you will recieve unlimited Mofection the world round. A Mo is for gentlemen. A beard is for convicts. Once you Mo you can never go back. XX J.BBQ

Dear Dr BBQ.What do you think is the best method of promoting awareness of men's health and getting people to get involved in the Movember spirit?I find a lot of people are disgusted by the thought of it. Are they just a bunch of pussies?Yours truly,Steve, Captain of The Mopeds.

G'day Babe, lead and others will follow. The Mo is a filter which cuts out the people you don't want to know. If they don't like the Mo then you don't want to know them. Simple as that. The Mo is the hairy multi coloured ribbon for Men's health. Wear it proud! XX J.BBQ

Jim,My lady friend wants me to wax my chest. This raises a number of questions: (a) How can I please her while also keeping my masculinity intact? (b) Is it a no no to wax and mo? (c) Is my girlfriend a lesbian?Gary

G'day babe, I reckon (A) a rug will keep her warm on a cold night. (B) Mo and wax go great to get that style your after. (C)Gary who's got the beard? XX J.BBQ

heya jim,where the hell are the single women of the world?& why are they so cruellll?i am tne nicest guy in the world &they treat me like crap!

G'day Babe, your problem is as simple as you don't have a Mo yet. Start growing one this week on the 1st and once it starts showing you will see ladies appear everywhere. They will jump out from the bushes and takle you down. They will wink a t you walking down the street. They will buy you drinks at the bar and then take advantage of you on the dance floor. They will do anything for a bit of Mo. XX J.BBQ

Mr BBQ,Which alias has greater style for the month of Movember - Wayne or Doug. Will be attempting to grow the Wayne or the Doug over the next four weeks. Many thanks. Rob.

G'day Doug. The Mo that can dig you out of any situation is the one to go for. Doug more, Doug less, Doug out, Doug in, Doug me...It's the only way. Wayne is a pain. XX J.BBQ

eh jim bbq,..im in london, im at home with a chick and she is in love with you,...i should have never shown her the website...i wish i had your mo.

G'day babe, that's great. all the more reason to grow a Mo and by the end of Movember she'll be all over you like tomato sauce on a sausage. Just remember. A snag needs a bun XX J.BBQ

Hi Jim, Have had various styles of beards over the years and have never been comfortable with no facial hair and the moustache (its definitely more comfortable than the prostate test), as I end up looking like my brother, but I'm willing to do it for our cause. How do I best choose a moustache to suit me?

G'day babe, the best way to choose a Mo is to draw one on first with vegemite now to see what suits and then grow what you draw. As a rule Big snoz big Mo. little nose carve your Mo down like Errol Flynn. Look to the hills it has all the answers. The Mo is everywhere. XX J.BBQ

Hi Jim, me and my house mate have a luxury ladies house down the coast, we've converted our garage into a party 'chick pit', you're more than welcome to stay any time. Tell me do you ever need to use a pick-up line on girls, or possibly sing to them to make your move? If so what are they? G and L

G'day babe and thanks for the offer. I love getting down the coast and coming home with a salty dog of a Mo to remind me of time at the beach. Chick pit- is that like a lagoon of ladies? I'll be down for sure and might even put a few snags out there for the hungry wolverines. Pick up lines...don't know any. I like to sing a little a bit of 10CC "I'm not in love so don't forget it. don't tell your friends about the two of us" XX J.BBQ

Can I still register and go to the gala party with a lame Mo, it's really not my fault, my parents should have thought about the consequences of pro-creating a lame Mo growing son!

G'day Babe, the lame Mo is the most prestigious category in my mind. Anyone can grow a handlebar Mo (except you)but you can't choose or even carve in a lame Mo. Be a lame ass with pride and take out the best category at the gala party. XX J.BBQ

Hello Jim,You sure have a fine looking moustache there! How do us ladies deal with the ugly and unavoidable "Pash Rash" in the month of Movember? I'm planning on having a severe case of it this year..Alison

G'day babe and thanks! a bit of Mofection goes a long way as it's not always easy whipping up a cookie duster. You can try putting vaseline on your face first so you'll glide right over the Mo or just try kissing somewhere else until the Mo gets longer and softer. Viva le Mo ho. xx J.BBQ

Jimbo, long time grower first time writer, this year im opting for a little colour, your thoughts on adding a little blonde tinge to the lip warmer for some added attraction? jez

G'day Jez and welcome back mate. From one Mo to another I reckon a bit of lemon juice and some sun would sort you out for a lighter le naturale Mo look. xx J.BBQ

Hey Jim. My Mo Bro is donning the hairy upper lip for his 1st time ever this year. Any tips for the Month of Movember? Lisa

G'day babe, Good for you, you're a lucky lady with a man on his first attempt towards greatness. Tips...hmmmm. Massage his Mo lots, zinc tablets will make it grow quicker as will plenty of Sunday spooning and a tender touch. Love your Mo and it will grow. xx J.BBQ

Rule of engagement.Firstly... great mo Jim... great mo!Now to the biz, basically my mo growing skillz are bordering on non-existant. What would you recomend to A) help with growing B) help to make what is there apear larger or atleast more full bodied.Thanks champConcerned mo growing citizen.

Thanks mate and welcome to the republic where all Mo's are welcome but not beards. If you rub mango into your top lip the Mo will grow thicker and quicker. A dash of apple cider vinegar and vegemite on the Mo at night also works great. xx J.BBQ

Jim,Why is the sky blue?Rick.

G'day babe, if it was brown you'de be doing a headstand. XX J.BBQ

Jim-man,You're obviously a well groomed gentleman, can I ask what are your favorite (mo) trimming tools?

G,day and thanks. I take care of my Mo and that all begins with a little shampoo and conditioner. You cant have your Mo smelling like a salty dog up top. Next a good Mo comb and scissors go a long way to carve in that special shape. Trick is don't touch it too much and wax is your mate. use it XX J.BBQ

Last year, why did women start singing "Wakka wakka whah whah...." to me once I grew my Mo, and how can I avoid it this year?

G'day babe, It happens but I think you've got it all wrong. If they sing- dance. If they try to touch up your Mo- let them. You've got a Mo- women want to know you and will do anything to get your attention. Just enjoy it. XX J.BBQ

BIG FELLA i'm virgin mo creator, and i am planning to start culturing now so that i can get a decent one is that OK. To bad if its not cause i have already have and i'm not shaving for at least 6 wks.

Now listen here babe, that's not the spirit of things. You've had all year for practise runs and it's all about starting equal with your fellow Mo bro's worldwide- clean shaven on the 1st of Movember. If I find out who you are you will be black listed and never welcome at my bbq. Fairs fair dingo!

Hey Jim, a mate and i are thinking of auctioning the design of our mo's on ebay to raise some coin. Both of us have a proven track record in mo-growing, how do you think we will go?

G'day babe I think that's a ripper idea. After all people have actioned off all kinds of stuff and raised heaps of coin. I'm thinking about putting a pair of me jocks up for sale and my Mo at the end of the month. I'll let ya know how I go.

Who is your hero? Arie

G'day babe, my hero is none other than Alby Mangles the intrepid explorer. I also got a soft spot for John Bonham- Led Zeppelin drummer.

Jim, I dig your top lip. It suits you to a tee. This year I think I want to shoot for a super thin Pencil Moe. Is this a style you've experimented with and/or have you got any grooming tips for getting a smooth archway of bristles above the mouth?

Thanks tiger, life's better with a Mo allright! I used to mess around with a pencil thin duster- the trick is to work out where you want it to be on your upper lip. down low like John Waters, in the middle like Errol Flynn or sitting higher up giving you back your top lip. You then shave the top, bottom or a little of both out of it. Either way it's always a classy winner. Just be careful not to slip when carving it and take off half ya Mo!

Can you recommend a place to buy those fabulous striped briefs? I'm sure the ladies love them!

well I'm not sure where you'll find them in Canada but in a few weeks time I'm going to have a competition in my blog to win that exact pair. Cheers.

dear jim, my boyfriend and i need some new love making music.what gets you in the mood?

How about...Hold on I'm coming- BB King. Relax- Frankie Goes To Hollywood. Pour Some Sugar on Me- Def Leppard. Love will tear us apart- Joy Divison. Those should get you started. XX J.BBQ

how about a mo ride?

Sponsor my Mo and i'm all yours. I'm rego no. 60125 XXX J.BBQ

touch me,...is that a slight curl i see on the end of that mo?....tidy

its up to my eyes now bro and I'm painting with it on weekends. I'm the Aussie Dali

do you perm your hair or straighten your mo?

No man perm here honey and the Mo is le naturale as it should be.

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